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KT #677 - JORDAN PETERSON - TYLER FISCHER - KIM CONGDON

2024-08-20

Helena

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Watch Helena's Kill Tony episode 677 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.54 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.84 punch density·0.97 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Man, who the hell green lit a rape whistle?

Bitch, you need a gun.

You're getting swooped up at the park

and you're tooting a little fucking jig about it.

Like, you're gonna get raped

and then you're gonna play yourself out

like the Titanic Band.

Any man capable of saving you has tinnitus

and cannot register that frequency.

You need a little device that sounds like a 24 valve

cranking and then not starting.

A man who was just hit by a bus is gonna just reassemble

his limbs like the Avengers and get there faster

than Jimmy John's.

Like, there in 15 minutes are the rapes on him.

Man, that was my full minute.

All right, well,

[Bit 2]

Tony Hinchcliffe looks like the first wooden puppet

to come to life on puberty blockers.

It's not his fault, they told him he could be a real boy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- Man, who the hell green lit a rape whistle?

setupBitch, you need a gun.

setupYou're getting swooped up at the park

punchlineand you're tooting a little fucking jig about it.

setupLike, you're gonna get raped

setupand then you're gonna play yourself out

taglike the Titanic Band.

setupAny man capable of saving you has tinnitus

tagand cannot register that frequency.