Whitney Lee

Bucket Pull

Watch Whitney Lee's Kill Tony episode 455 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So, I always thought I came up as like this.

Bad bitch.

But then I realized I'm just the best at white girl without the money.

Instead of Starbucks and yoga, I just drank Boulders and Stretch.

[Bit 2]

I got a lot of skills though.

Being late is one of them.

I'm late to work, I'm late paying my bills,

and now my period's late.

But I guess getting pregnant is one of my skills.

[Bit 3]

But raising kids is not.

I got a nine month old baby and he sucks.

He sucks my tits, he sucks his pacifier,

and he just sucks the life right out of me.

[Bit 4]

You know, I've come to realize,

Having babies is a lot like smoking meth.

Sounds like fun.

Bit of a ruin your life.

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setupSo, I always thought I came up as like this.

setupBad bitch.

punchlineBut then I realized I'm just the best at white girl without the money.

tagInstead of Starbucks and yoga, I just drank Boulders and Stretch.