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2020-05-19

Erin Lipsky

Bucket Pull

Watch Erin Lipsky's Kill Tony episode 455 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

- One of the things I think it's really important

for us to do is focus on silver linings

during the quarantine.

Like since I'm stuck at home, I don't have to see my mom

and she's a complete thunder cunt.

[Bit 2]

I know some of you don't like that word,

but I want you to know I'm not using it lighteningly.

[Bit 3]

Another silver lining is since all the alcohol

gets delivered to your house,

there's less drinking and driving.

'Cause let's be real, some of us would be leaving the bar

at 10.30 tonight, drinking and driving.

Some of us would have another bar and leave there

at 2.30 a.m., drinking and driving.

And some of us would be ballin' till 7 a.m.,

drinking and driving until we hit something in the bike lane

that had a favorite member of the Paw Patrol.

[Bit 4]

What you're thinking, how do I know?

I'm not a monster.

I popped that bitch in reverse, grabbed my beer,

poured a little liquor out for a homie,

and she was wearing a pink shirt with Skye.

You know, the pilot.

Oh, sweetie.

You should've picked Marshall, the EMT.

- Jesus.

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setup- One of the things I think it's really important

setupfor us to do is focus on silver linings

setupduring the quarantine.

setupLike since I'm stuck at home, I don't have to see my mom

punchlineand she's a complete thunder cunt.