Charles Haycock

Bucket Pull

Watch Charles Haycock's Kill Tony episode 764 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.83 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

-What's up?

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I'm trying to talk to more women now,

but it should be good 'cause I don't have autism

'cause I've never been tested.

And I think that's how you beat it.

I think that's the only cure I've heard of.

But my brother, he got tested, right?

So they got him.

And you can't give it back.

People always, they're like, "Does he have it full on?"

I'm like, "Well, it's not part time.

"It's not weekends hit the club Monday, back to puzzles."

I did try to get tested too when I was in Canada,

where it's free there, but they're busy.

So they, you know, they phoned me back, they're like,

they're like, "Sorry sir, the wait time is seven years."

I'm like, "What the f--?

"The final divide, autism seven years?

"No, that's 3,461 days, no.

"Oh, I can't do that, that's a Tuesday.

"No, Tuesday's when the train comes."

That's why I said, thank you guys.

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setupI'm trying to talk to more women now,

setupbut it should be good 'cause I don't have autism

punchline'cause I've never been tested.

tagAnd I think that's how you beat it.

tagI think that's the only cure I've heard of.