Luke Robinson

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Watch Luke Robinson's Kill Tony episode 764 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

-Elon Musk is making Neurolink

so people can talk to their pets.

"Aww, now they can tell us just how much they love us."

"I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot."

Imagine dog dads having the neuter talk.

After a painful conversation about cutting their balls off,

they'd be like, "Please, Poppy,

I promise to keep my pecker in my pants."

Dudes would be so traumatized,

they'd never neuter dogs ever again.

And the straight population would go way out of control.

And if dogs didn't talk, they could understand TV.

Imagine coming home to find your dog

watching AOC on C-SPAN.

Poppy, she's so smart.

Next day, dog's on the doorstep of a shelter with a note.

Good dog, but he's a fucking Democrat.

Thank you. I'm Luke Robinson.

They call me your big dog. Thank you.

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setup-Elon Musk is making Neurolink

setupso people can talk to their pets.

setup"Aww, now they can tell us just how much they love us."

punchline"I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot."