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2026-04-14

Anthony Martin

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Watch Anthony Martin's Kill Tony episode 764 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·1.33 tag density·Big Joke Book

- Hello.

[Bit 1]

I'm in a YouTube rabbit hole right now.

Anyone else?

Yeah.

I'm into young bros beating up pedophiles on the internet.

Have you seen this?

Oh my goodness.

It's phenomenal.

The way it works, it's like a young bro

starts catfishing a pedophile,

meets him out on a Walmart.

He's just like, "Hey, you looking for Rebecca?"

"I'm Rebecca, I'm just hits him."

Bounces off the chips aisle.

He's like, "Maybe alone he's running through."

He crashed through a giant soda tower

that looks like the University of Texas.

And I like these videos,

But I started to feel guilty when you find out

that these guys, they have autism or mental disabilities,

or they're running for reelection.

And I just feel guilty.

I feel guilty.

[Bit 2]

I was texting with my fiance the other day,

and I was saying all the dirty stuff.

I was like, yeah, I'm gonna take you down,

flip you around all over town and all that.

And I, not good at it, but I send the texts,

and I immediately get a response back from my mother-in-law.

It said, "Anthony, never text me that again.

Come say it to my face."

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setupI'm in a YouTube rabbit hole right now.

setupI'm into young bros beating up pedophiles on the internet.

setupIt's phenomenal.

setupThe way it works, it's like a young bro

setupstarts catfishing a pedophile,

setupmeets him out on a Walmart.

setupHe's just like, "Hey, you looking for Rebecca?"

punchline"I'm Rebecca, I'm just hits him."

tagBounces off the chips aisle.

tagHe's like, "Maybe alone he's running through."

tagHe crashed through a giant soda tower

tagthat looks like the University of Texas.