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KILL TONY #547 - BRENDON WALSH + MATT FULCHIRON

2022-03-08

Dina Laro

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Watch Dina Laro's Kill Tony episode 547 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.28 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.28 punch density·0.40 tag density·Big Joke Book

- What's up, Boston?

Let me see if I can make you motherfuckers laugh.

[Bit 1]

So my friend Matt, he's recently single.

He's on all the dating apps.

He found this one called Butterface.

Everything's hot, Butterface.

I didn't make it up.

[Bit 2]

He sees this girl, her body's stacked.

But in every picture, she's got a mask on.

He's like, "How bad could it be?"

So they decided to meet at a restaurant,

and he thinks he sees her at the bar,

taps on her shoulder, "Hey, Becky."

She turns around, "Hi, Matt."

She still got the fucking mask on.

[Bit 3]

He's like, "All right, but he gets it.

You know, they're standing up.

The virus can get you when you're standing up.

So he's like, come on, I got a table.

Let's go sit down.

So they sit down.

He's like, all right, you can take your mask off now.

You're sitting down.

The virus snows.

Fucking game off, right?

[Bit 4]

So she's like, all right.

Hi.

What?

You met me on the dating app on Butterface.

What'd you expect?

[Bit 5]

Waiter, we're going to do standing only, please.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo my friend Matt, he's recently single.

setupHe's on all the dating apps.

setupHe found this one called Butterface.

punchlineEverything's hot, Butterface.

tagI didn't make it up.