Matt Burink

Bucket Pull

Watch Matt Burink's Kill Tony episode 450 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories but I do find it strange that a lot of notorious

This murders throughout history have three names like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald,

John Wayne Gacy, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[Bit 2]

I went on a blind date with Mortician.

They went really well.

She told me that she doesn't date very much because being a Mortician tends to creep people

out.

But that didn't bother me at all because she was funny, smart, very attractive, stunning

red hair.

pretty much my type.

I did have to ask her if she was a mortician and single.

Did the coffin match the drapes?

I texted her for a second date,

but she ghosted me, typical mortician.

[Bit 3]

After this pandemic stuff is over,

thinking about starting a new career,

want to open a fondue restaurant called Dipshits.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't believe in conspiracy theories but I do find it strange that a lot of notorious

setupThis murders throughout history have three names like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald,

punchlineJohn Wayne Gacy, Hillary Rodham Clinton.