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2020-04-14

Chroma Chris

Bucket Pull

Watch Chroma Chris's Kill Tony episode 450 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.30 punch density·0.17 tag density

- Oh my God, wow, how, oh boy,

I didn't know I was gonna get called up.

I put my name in the bucket every week.

Tony never calls me.

All right, let me see, okay.

[Bit 1]

My pot dealer is now also selling pans.

If you're looking, I know somebody.

[Bit 2]

My Jewish friend went out on Sunday

and got completely hammered.

His name was Jesus Christ.

[Bit 3]

- Hold on, if you think about it,

Hitler was just on a juice cleanse.

[Bit 4]

Hey Tony, hey Tony, did you hear about

the corona outbreak at the circus?

- No, what happened?

- It was intense.

Hey!

Oh my God!

Tony!

Hey, you can use that one next time you open for Rogan.

Thank you, I will do.

I will do it.

[Bit 5]

Hey! So my girlfriend was showing me some world star videos.

Yeah.

If a black person says, "Say that to me one more time,"

don't do it. It's a trap.

- All right, I got one more.

Okay, so I got one more.

[Bit 6]

So I'm not a conspiracy theorist,

but I do think Columbine was an inside job.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchlineMy pot dealer is now also selling pans.

tagIf you're looking, I know somebody.