Judd Zumwalt

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Watch Judd Zumwalt's Kill Tony episode 182 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

I'm done with science.

I think, I think scientists discovered everything there is,

and now they're just making things up.

They said that cows in different areas of the country have different accents,

As if cows in the valley are like, "um, mill?"

[Bit 2]

I don't think any of those kids in the magic school bus had their parents sign a permission slip.

What's that? Your teacher wants to shrink you down and insert you into one of your classmates?

You're homeschooled now.

[Bit 3]

Y'all, I never understood the Charlotte's Web.

They saw that web and they were like, "Oh, look at that.

That's some pig.

That's a some pig right there.

It's a terrific pig."

I was like, "Look at that pig.

What about the spider that could write in English?"

[Bit 4]

I think that Don't Wake Daddy the Board Game probably has a pretty dark origin.

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setupI'm done with science.

setupI think, I think scientists discovered everything there is,

setupand now they're just making things up.

setupThey said that cows in different areas of the country have different accents,

punchlineAs if cows in the valley are like, "um, mill?"