Jake Coulter

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Watch Jake Coulter's Kill Tony episode 720 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.40 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So, did anybody else used to think that bestiality was illegal?

Because that's how you create supreme beings?

Like...

Like, getting a dog pregnant creates werewolves.

getting a horse pregnant, create centaurs, flushing your calm down the toilets

into the ocean, or send it to the ocean getting fish pregnant, creating mermaids

but see I'm gullible and white trash so the second I realized I was attracted to

every mermaid I seen on TV I was like yep there's gotta be my daughters

And like, I've seen the Little Mermaid, so obviously my next move was to go get some

scuba shit so I could find some octobitch, somehow convince her to use her magic to take

my new kid's voices away before my new kids tell someone else that I'm their dad and I

get charged with bestiality.

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setupSo, did anybody else used to think that bestiality was illegal?

punchlineBecause that's how you create supreme beings?

tagLike...

tagLike, getting a dog pregnant creates werewolves.

taggetting a horse pregnant, create centaurs, flushing your calm down the toilets

taginto the ocean, or send it to the ocean getting fish pregnant, creating mermaids