Joy Eileen

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Watch Joy Eileen's Kill Tony episode 430 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

fucking time. So I think we need to stop making conspiracies. Anybody else?

There's too many. Somebody tried to convince me that there was only one

bullet shot in the Vegas shooting. They said it just ricocheted off of the belt

My oldest son called his younger brother

a retard the other day.

I was like, "Hey, we don't use that word in this house.

"We say tarted."

There's no hard Rs in this house, guys.

We are way too white for that.

[Bit 2]

I got pulled over the other day.

I was really worried 'cause I'd been drinking.

Was that the cat?

Oh, I blew a 4.5, which was the size of the cop's dick,

so I got to weigh with it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupfucking time. So I think we need to stop making conspiracies. Anybody else?

setupThere's too many. Somebody tried to convince me that there was only one

setupMy oldest son called his younger brother

setupa retard the other day.

setupI was like, "Hey, we don't use that word in this house.

punchline"We say tarted."