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2020-01-21

Chris Keene

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Watch Chris Keene's Kill Tony episode 430 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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Hey everybody.

Mergley from Boston.

Anyone from Boston here?

Yeah man.

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Whenever I tell people that, they're like,

"Really?

You don't seem like you're from Boston?"

I don't have anything against the city.

It's, you know, the best thing about Boston is number one in healthcare.

It's got the best healthcare in the country, which is really important because when you

live there, you want to kill yourself.

So people are always like, "Oh, Boston seems beautiful.

What's it like?"

Just imagine half a million Bill Burr's minus the funny.

It's a bunch of angry people obsessed with Tom Brady.

I like sports, but Boston lives for it.

Like, I don't get that.

My friends always like, "We're the city of champions, dude."

We are champions?

What did we do?

Brady is a champion.

We work at the Cheesecake Factory.

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setupWhenever I tell people that, they're like,

setup"Really?

setupYou don't seem like you're from Boston?"

setupI don't have anything against the city.

setupIt's, you know, the best thing about Boston is number one in healthcare.

setupIt's got the best healthcare in the country, which is really important because when you

punchlinelive there, you want to kill yourself.