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2020-01-21

Steve Lee

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Watch Steve Lee's Kill Tony episode 430 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.12 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Give me five more minutes, hold on.

My hands are not really working well, so.

[Bit 1]

So I went to China a month ago

and turn out stand-up comedy in Chinese

is blowing up there.

So I tried some open mic

and some of the comics were like,

Dude, you know, Chinese danger strivers, short penis, these jokes are not working.

I think he kind of pointed like, you know, like I'm in America making fun of Chinese people.

I can't do this joke in China.

So I realized, oh, so the guy gave me some advice.

Oh, maybe how about you making fun of Americans?

Okay, so I came up with some jokes about making fun of Americans.

Are you guys ready?

So I'm going to translate a Chinese joke into Americans.

These are new, so give me some time.

It's the Chinese jokes in America.

It's like disabled parking, right?

Like, okay.

Okay, you guys ready?

Okay, hold on.

Americans so dumb, you voted for Donald Trump.

So it's like if I were doing Chinese comedy,

so I have to use the word they.

Americans so fat, the whales watch them.

Americans so fat they go to Comic Con

to cosplay as Death Star.

Okay, I fucked this joke up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I went to China a month ago

setupand turn out stand-up comedy in Chinese

setupis blowing up there.

setupSo I tried some open mic

setupand some of the comics were like,

setupDude, you know, Chinese danger strivers, short penis, these jokes are not working.

setupI think he kind of pointed like, you know, like I'm in America making fun of Chinese people.

setupI can't do this joke in China.

setupSo I realized, oh, so the guy gave me some advice.

setupOh, maybe how about you making fun of Americans?

setupOkay, so I came up with some jokes about making fun of Americans.

setupSo I'm going to translate a Chinese joke into Americans.

setupIt's the Chinese jokes in America.

setupIt's like disabled parking, right?

punchlineAmericans so dumb, you voted for Donald Trump.