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2020-01-21

Patrick B

Bucket PullMan

Watch Patrick B's Kill Tony episode 430 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.09 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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So I'm trying out this whole sobriety thing for the new year

And it's going pretty difficult.

Yeah, it's no fun.

You know, I'm at the club and the women see me without a

drink and they think, oh, man, he's got problems.

And I do.

You know, on the dance floor, I have no idea what to

do with my hands.

I tried to tell my dealer that I'm going sober.

He asked me why.

I said, you know, my therapist thinks it's a good idea.

Sorry.

And he said, "Well, you know what?

Look."

And he said this to me with a straight face.

He said, "Look, life gets tough.

Sometimes it feels like it's kicking you when you're down.

But I want you to remember one thing always, okay?"

Before Sigmund Freud became famous

for being the founder of psychoanalysis,

he was just a young man looking for eel testicles

until he discovered cocaine.

How much do you need?

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setupSo I'm trying out this whole sobriety thing for the new year

setupAnd it's going pretty difficult.

setupYeah, it's no fun.

setupYou know, I'm at the club and the women see me without a

setupdrink and they think, oh, man, he's got problems.

punchlineAnd I do.