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2025-02-04

Sandy

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Watch Sandy's Kill Tony episode 703 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.21 punch density·0.75 tag density

Hey, what's cracking Kill Tony?

How are we doing tonight?

We doing good?

[Bit 1]

Yeah, I feel like as a comedian, I have a lot in common

with strippers, you know?

You ever seen a stripper bomb on stage?

Goddamn, dude, not even a dollar or something

about you, girl, goddamn, dude.

I remember one time I told this stripper, I was like,

"Hey, girl, you know I can save you

from this lifestyle, right?"

And then she showed me her bank account,

and I was like, "Hey, actually, can you save me?"

[Bit 2]

No, man, I have bad taste in women.

I remember one time I was at the beach,

and I fell in love with this blonde girl, you know?

I went up to her and she had dreadlocks.

She was a surfer chick.

I was like, "Hey, girl, how'd you get your

dreadlocks like that?"

She's like, "I've been homeless three years."

And I was like, "What the heck?"

Scared me, man.

I could tell she was on drugs, you know,

'cause we were doing Q-Sha.

I was hanging around her, we held hands.

We took a long walk on the beach.

We played I Spy.

You guys ever played I Spy with the tweaker?

Hey, they're fucking good, yo.

They're good at that shit, man.

I kept saying, "I Spy an orange umbrella,"

and she would find it all quick,

and then she would be like,

"I Spy someone's catalytic converter."

I'm like, "What?"

Yeah, man.

[Bit 3]

I like midgets, you know, they have a nice ass.

The only thing bigger than a midgets ass

are their foreheads, you feel me?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYeah, I feel like as a comedian, I have a lot in common

setupwith strippers, you know?

setupYou ever seen a stripper bomb on stage?

setupGoddamn, dude, not even a dollar or something

setupabout you, girl, goddamn, dude.

setupI remember one time I told this stripper, I was like,

setup"Hey, girl, you know I can save you

setupfrom this lifestyle, right?"

setupAnd then she showed me her bank account,

punchlineand I was like, "Hey, actually, can you save me?"