Rodrigo Marin

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Watch Rodrigo Marin's Kill Tony episode 721 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I don't really, uh, know my own exact race.

But people say I look like I'm made up

of a bunch of different races.

Yeah, some say one of them is black.

Yeah.

So I measured my dick.

I'm definitely Hispanic, guys.

It's settled.

[Bit 2]

Nah, every time someone asks if I'm black,

I always say, "I don't know.

I don't know who my dad is."

And every time, they say, "Oh, so you're black."

And every time, I rob them.

What do you expect, you know?

[Bit 3]

I was hanging out with some friends the other day

And one of them told me how I've been looking like shit lately

So I said thanks man. I'm really trying to get that Pete Davidson look down

Thank you guys

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't really, uh, know my own exact race.

setupBut people say I look like I'm made up

setupof a bunch of different races.

setupYeah, some say one of them is black.

setupSo I measured my dick.

punchlineI'm definitely Hispanic, guys.

tagIt's settled.