Alyssa Westerlund

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Watch Alyssa Westerlund's Kill Tony episode 566 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.14 tag density.

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This set·7 bits·7 beats·0.57 punch density·0.14 tag density

[Bit 1]

So anyway, I don't wear bras, you're welcome.

[Bit 2]

I don't wear bras, people think it's because I'm a feminist.

But this is not about feminism.

This is about social anxiety.

I don't wear bras because I hate eye contact.

[Bit 3]

I don't shave my armpits either, I don't shave my armpits

because I'm busy and I'm a ginger.

Guys keep asking if they can see my bush.

I call this the preview.

[Bit 4]

So I was topless the other day

and I learned that when you're topless,

everywhere's a crosswalk.

[Bit 5]

I don't tell people I'm a feminist,

I just tell them I'm a cunt.

[Bit 6]

And honestly, I don't believe in feminism anymore.

I feel like it helped men more than it helped women,

you know, 'cause now I have to work and suck dick.

I'm not doing both.

[Bit 7]

Anyway, ladies, so what's the difference

between three dicks and a joke?

I can't take a joke.

Thank you, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

reframe

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punchlineSo anyway, I don't wear bras, you're welcome.