[Bit 1]
This is my 10th appearance on the Kill Tony podcast.
Imagine how much money you cost me, Tony.
[Bit 2]
My mother has a nickname for you, Tony.
She calls you "No money."
My cousin Bing-Bing say hello to you, man.
[Bit 3]
Now my cousin Bing-Bing wants to marry the president
of the Philippines, Bong Bong Marcus.
The wedding night is gonna be
[Bit 4]
My cousin Bing-Bing should have been charged
The longer she goes without a Mr. The Minner she gets.
Good, is that a pretty good joke?
[Bit 5]
To beat inflation, I opened five checking accounts.
If one bows, I use another one.
If that one bows, I bows again.
Eventually, embousing more than Dolly Parton
[Bit 6]
In Japan, cookie teeth is a beauty standard.
In Vietnam, they like buck teeth.
In Alabama, the preference is no teeth at all.
Cole Tran has done it again, everybody.
There's a lot to cover there.
I'm not exactly sure where to begin.
You really have a cousin named Bing Bing?
Cousin Bing Bing means she lies about her age
If she goes to the movies, she says she's 12 years old.
If she goes to the museum, she says she's 65.
If she go on a date with a hot guy, she say M-36, 24, and 36.
and 36, but when he shows up, he find out she really
- Holy shit, I think I just won the Chinese lottery
I'm not exactly sure what just happened,
- I love it, it's like Chinese street jokes.
One man give a COVID to Peking duck.
Next day, people wear masks.
- I love the shoulder swivel.
- This is the most Asian looking black woman
She goes to her hairstylist and asks
for the Darth Vader helmet.
I feel like I'm everywhere, everything all at once.
You are a special treat, Nicole Tran.
That is a baller ass necklace you have on tonight.
It looks like some type of like a centerpiece
for a dining room table or something like that.
- It's a $10 necklace, man, at a trip store.
- It's like she stole it off a front door at Thanksgiving.
- I take donations, man, from Goodwill.
- Oh shit, you keep this up.
I'm gonna call Bing Bing on you right now.
Nicole, what have you been up to
since the last time we saw you?
How's it going out there?
It's pretty cool here, man, comparing here.
When I came here, it's so hot, man.
And I went to visit the Austin Zoo.
- Yeah, I went to the zoo to get the leopard print bikini.
But they only have my size in rhino.
- Oh, you snuck another one in there.
Look at you, that was a joke.
- She went to the zoo and the animals
tried to start feeding her.
Nicole, what else is going on in life?
Do you have anything else special happening?
We know that you've been doing stand up now for how long?
- I've been doing it for seven years.
- Seven years, absolutely.
And it's your primary source of income, is that right?
- Yeah, I'm trying to do it full time now.
I also have a Joo Run entertaining job.
- Joo Run entertaining job.
- Okay, I have an accent man.
- What type of children's entertainment are you doing?
- I create shows for them.
I create bubble solution.
- Bubble solution show like bubble.
- A butthole solution show.
- Yeah, if you want bubbles, she solves the problem.
So there's a bunch of bubble machines.
Okay, all right, I get it now.
Man, I was like 98% sure she was saying butthole solutions.
- Bumble, yeah, bumble solutions, that's what I heard.
- I have to create jokes for the children
to entertain the children, to make them laugh, man.
It's like the last joke that I did for the children.
We have a parrot, he's always talk.
That mean Polly wants a rice cracker.
That's the joke I do on the time.
