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Kill Tony #144 (Doug Benson, Esther Ku, Greg Fitzsimmons)

2017-09-02

Brian Swinehart

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Watch Brian Swinehart's Kill Tony episode 144 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·1.67 bits/set·2.33 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.63 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density

- Hey.

Hey, good to be here.

[Bit 1]

Tony's from Ohio, I'm from Ohio.

And the Wright brothers, John Glenn, Neil Armstrong,

from Ohio.

All pioneers in aviation,

Ohio inspires people to fly the hell out of Ohio.

Right brothers invented the airplanes.

They could fly to different states,

meet women from other states.

Ohio's not known for its women.

That's how Ohio got its name, because you see her from far

and then she gets close.

Ohio, oh.

[Bit 2]

Grateful for the right brothers, because I love to fly,

but airport security's too strict.

Going through the airport, they confiscated my Starbucks

frozen drink.

Took it away from me.

and then I walk inside the airport, what do I see?

Starbucks.

What's Starbucks doing?

They're selling the same frozen drink

they just took away from me for twice the price.

Starbucks is behind terrorism.

Osama Bin Latte.

It's a Grande conspiracy.

His drinks are the bomb.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupTony's from Ohio, I'm from Ohio.

setupAnd the Wright brothers, John Glenn, Neil Armstrong,

setupfrom Ohio.

setupAll pioneers in aviation,

punchlineOhio inspires people to fly the hell out of Ohio.