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2019-11-16

Dariel Alvarado

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Watch Dariel Alvarado's Kill Tony episode 412 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.79 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.79 punch density·1.20 tag density

All right. Hello. How's it going, everybody?

My name's Dariel Alvarado.

[Bit 1]

I have a, I know I got a kind of a tough name.

I'm doing this whole racially ambiguous

middle schooler thing.

I don't know if anybody,

is pulling it off well.

[Bit 2]

I've been doing this thing,

jerking off, you guys have a,

it's kind of backfired for me.

I've watched so much HD porn

that I can't have sex without my glasses on.

I've watched so much HD porn

that having sex without my glasses on

like watching a YouTube video in 2008.

There's a lot of buffering, you're like,

should I just load up all the way first?

I think porn is bad, I think porn sets

unrealistic expectations.

Like now, I can't come if I don't have headphones on.

I'm gonna have to buy AirPods or something, I don't know.

And I know it's bad, 'cause the last girl I had sex with,

I had to have her put her finger in my ear.

Like a headphone, thank you guys.

All right, well I guess that's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI have a, I know I got a kind of a tough name.

setupI'm doing this whole racially ambiguous

punchlinemiddle schooler thing.

tagI don't know if anybody,

tagis pulling it off well.