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2019-11-16

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Watch Adam Cooner's Kill Tony episode 412 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.30 punch density·0.60 tag density

- How's it going, Kill Tony?

Yeah, we having a good night tonight.

[Bit 1]

Who bribed the fire marshal to let this happen?

I don't know.

We're all gonna die in a fire.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, Mary Poppins is a real bitch.

You know what I mean?

Think about it.

Apparently, she's a flying magical wizard lady

whose sole purpose is to help children.

And where does she go?

Upper-class London.

Ah, yeah, great.

Yeah, 'cause there's no Siberian orphans

that could use a spoonful of sugar,

you know what I mean?

Maybe just the medicine.

I, uh--I don't know.

[Bit 3]

Anybody got depression out there?

Anybody?

I always get a cheer,

which doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

I don't know.

Yeah, I got depression.

I'm trying to figure out if it's the kind of depression

where you have a chemical imbalance in your brain,

you know what I mean?

Or I'm just kind of fat and bad at everything,

and that makes me sad, you know?

My doctor asked me, he's like, have you ever had any suicidal

ideation?

I was like, I don't know, maybe.

But I also have a crippling fear of failure,

so it kind of works itself out.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupWho bribed the fire marshal to let this happen?

punchlineWe're all gonna die in a fire.