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2019-11-16

Marshall Lee

Bucket PullMan

Watch Marshall Lee's Kill Tony episode 412 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 2.75 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·2.75 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·2.75 tag density

- What's up, DC?

National's won!

We're world champs!

[Bit 1]

I like eating pussy from the back

'cause I can smell what she ate.

I got her diet.

Oh, is that keto?

That's good for you.

I see you.

Oh, is that McDonald's breakfast all day?

I know they serve breakfast all day,

but it doesn't mean you have to eat it.

It's terrible, man.

You know all that shit.

[Bit 2]

I like hooking up with these chicks for my first time.

This girl had longer legs than me.

I was on my toes for her first time.

Like ballerina feet, it was terrible.

[Bit 3]

Oh my goodness, got fired from a nonprofit.

I was trying to make some profit.

They're like, we don't want it.

Have to have it for humanity, man, fuck them.

Fuck y'all, I don't need it.

We're moving on, it's moving up.

They, I was like driving the work truck,

cutting people off.

This guy flicked me off one time.

I was like, hey, man, this guy half dead on the side

just went to my act.

He was recording me.

I was like, hey, I like--

[Bit 4]

I was with this chick.

She's 5'2".

I'm 6'8".

We couldn't 69'.

I was up there spitting on the pussy.

And she was down there turning butter.

That's my time.

Thank y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI like eating pussy from the back

punchline'cause I can smell what she ate.

tagI got her diet.

tagOh, is that keto?

tagThat's good for you.

tagI see you.

tagOh, is that McDonald's breakfast all day?

setupI know they serve breakfast all day,

tagbut it doesn't mean you have to eat it.