That makes me want to fall on my way up here. I just have to say first off,
[Bit 1]
it's hard to be here the first night, first time ever since I've come out of rehab.
So two years sober and here I am my first night out on the town.
Surrounded by alcohol. I love it.
[Bit 2]
Brian, I wanted to give into your little bit there. What was it, the little sex shop?
Sex out. Yeah, well, bliss what you there's lido. Well, so we can talk about it after the show
but uh lido's another great one, but uh
[Bit 3]
uh, but now I've you know, I was sitting here
It's it's kind of hard to get up here and do this for real because you think about it
But did you get up here and beforehand you get all nervous and everything?
So we went to eat beforehand
And uh, you ever ate so much that you like literally felt the stretch marks
Like splitting your stomach as you eat like we had Italian food that makes it even worse
because I used to be a hinge cliff.
You'd be real tiny, real small.
Believe it or not, there's no lie.
But they asked me what kind of dressing
And I said, you know, give me like a vinaigrette and some oil.
And it wasn't for the salad really.
It was kind of rubbing my belly to minimize the stretch marks
There he is, a minute from Larry Roberts.
- Right, and you've been sober for two years?
- Two years, actually two years ago today
I was still in there, yeah.
Like were you waking up, tequila?
- Yes, let's say three weeks off work.
Still have the same job, great job, appreciate it guys.
But you keep asking the porn question.
- And I found out when I hit rock bottom,
when I was paper viewing porn for like two weeks straight,
and I don't even remember,
I got like a $300 cable bill of just porn.
- You know, and it's just ridiculous.
But yeah, so that's kind of rock bottom.
that's a real drinking problem you forget about the internet you're just
getting poor paper you know you can get it for free that's when you go back to
that's incredible size so many questions for you that's amazing by the way you
were really comfortable on stage i really like i like your stage presence
like you're you're yourself first time on stage wow holy shit that's incredible
