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Watch Alvin Newsom's Kill Tony episode 138 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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al-minute news

school and i guess

uh... gmail order

and one of the some of those about myself i get over the star nation

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like my biggest pet peeve nasa like adult males wearing short sleeve dress

shirts along ties like i hate that shit

like i'm serious 'cause shortly dress shirts along times are meant for a very

specific demo

and that there was five to seven year old boys or two fewer like that's what

the fuck that's for

you know i'm saying

like if you're not built mail and you're wearing a short sleeve dress shirt

I assume you're one of four types of people.

You're a used car salesman, a Mormon, a Geek Squad member,

or a pedophile.

Let's just be honest, guys.

Let's just cut this shit, OK?

Like any dude that's wearing a short sleeve dress shirt

and a tie, I'm assuming he has to stay 300 yards away

from a school or a playground.

That's my time.

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setuplike my biggest pet peeve nasa like adult males wearing short sleeve dress

setupshirts along ties like i hate that shit

setuplike i'm serious 'cause shortly dress shirts along times are meant for a very

setupspecific demo

punchlineand that there was five to seven year old boys or two fewer like that's what

tagthe fuck that's for