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Kill Tony #179 - Jessica Michelle Singleton & Candice Thompson

2016-12-15

Miss Lips

Bucket Pull

Watch Miss Lips's Kill Tony episode 179 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.24 punch density·1.50 tag density

- Do I say something?

- Yes.

- You got me waiting and shit.

- The clock has already started, huh?

- You have to talk into the silver part.

- It's on, you're good.

You got 60 seconds.

- I got Kmart ass microphone, hold on.

Shit, I like Walmart.

Bring it.

[Bit 1]

I got three motherfucking kids I ain't seen in two months.

I'm thinking I'm gonna be a star in California.

and lost my goddamn mind.

They waiting on me.

20, 18, and eight.

Now, my 20-year-old, she ain't a hoe like me.

I done came up in the world.

There is hope.

Yes, we can.

Right?

Chicago.

Chicago wins.

[Bit 2]

And I think I got a couple seconds, like a minute.

Nigga, I'm in fucked and nutted.

There you go.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI got three motherfucking kids I ain't seen in two months.

setupI'm thinking I'm gonna be a star in California.

setupand lost my goddamn mind.

setupThey waiting on me.

setup20, 18, and eight.

punchlineNow, my 20-year-old, she ain't a hoe like me.

tagI done came up in the world.

tagThere is hope.

tagYes, we can.