Patricia Guzman

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Watch Patricia Guzman's Kill Tony episode 587 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.14 tag density.

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This set·7 bits·7 beats·0.57 punch density·0.14 tag density·Medium Joke Book

- Hi.

Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for getting us here.

[Bit 1]

I've been with my husband for 11 years

and he's never cheated on me.

I'm starting to wonder if he's gay.

[Bit 2]

I enjoy smelling my husband's sweaty balls.

Parmesan cheese.

[Bit 3]

I've been told I'm weird, but in a good way.

The fuck does that mean?

[Bit 4]

I've accidentally murdered multiple pets,

but it was an accident,

so you can't call me a serial killer.

[Bit 5]

Um, a lot of women come up here with pussy jokes.

Here's mine.

My husband's a pussy.

[Bit 6]

I--

I call myself retarded, but--

My husband calls me retarded,

but when I call myself retarded, he gets offended.

I said it so much, my university gave me disability.

[Bit 7]

I'm not Mexican, but I swam here from Q

I'm here from Cuba, so I guess you can call me a wetback.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI've been with my husband for 11 years

setupand he's never cheated on me.

punchlineI'm starting to wonder if he's gay.