Nipple Mike

Bucket Pull

Watch Nipple Mike's Kill Tony episode 587 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 7 joke beats, 1.25 punch density, 0.43 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·1.25 punch density·0.43 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·7 beats·1.25 punch density·0.43 tag density

[Bit 1]

So yeah, I'm a proud member of the LGBTQ-Anon community.

My pronouns are bro and cuck.

I like to tuck it back while I watch Tuckle Carlson.

My favorite sexual position is January 69th.

It's the move I would have pulled on

if I broke into Nancy Pelosi's house.

It's just me and Paul sucking each other's dick.

Where's Nancy?

Whoa, where's Nancy?

Hit 'em with my own hammer.

You know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

Yeah, my boy Trump, he's back on Twitter, yeah?

You like that?

I was super bummed when they kicked him off,

but I started following him on OnlyFans.

Turns out he's not a big orange man with a tiny dick.

He's a butch lesbian in drag with a giant clit.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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punchlineSo yeah, I'm a proud member of the LGBTQ-Anon community.