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2017-05-23

Trey Thompson

Bucket Pull

Watch Trey Thompson's Kill Tony episode 207 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.35 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

People ask me all the time if I play basketball.

I don't, I'm not good at it.

The only thing I'm good at playing

is with bitches emotions.

[Bit 2]

I deliver pizzas.

I think you should always tip the man

who delivers your pizza.

I also think you should tip the man

who delivers your baby.

I didn't tip my doctor,

and I got my baby with spit on it.

Didn't even notice until I was halfway through my meal.

You guys need me to spoon feed that punchline to you?

[Bit 3]

You guys know that sibling rivalry game

where the older brother holds the younger brother down

and acts like they're gonna spit in their face

and right before the spit touches their face

he sucks it back up?

I had three brothers, so two would hold me down

and one would take a shit on my face.

But it wasn't disgusting

'cause right before the shit would touch my face

he'd suck it back up into his asshole.

Or at least that's what he told me he tried to do.

[Bit 4]

The last thing I want to do before I die is kill myself.

Bit 2 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI deliver pizzas.

setupI think you should always tip the man

setupwho delivers your pizza.

setupI also think you should tip the man

setupwho delivers your baby.

setupI didn't tip my doctor,

punchlineand I got my baby with spit on it.

tagDidn't even notice until I was halfway through my meal.