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2019-10-24

John Gab

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Watch John Gab's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density

- Kill Tony, make some fucking noise!

Oh, shit!

[Bit 1]

All right, I know that I am a ridiculous looking human being.

I'm well aware, like between the hair,

the beard and the bun, I know I look like probably

the gayest garden gnome that any of you have ever

laid eyes on, like that or the toughest bouncer

at a Trader Joe's, like I have a very specific niche

that I feel, you know?

But fucking strangers has just been getting real comfortable

coming up to me and telling me shit like that to my face.

A guy approached me the other day,

like, bro, you know what you look like?

You look like a Game of Thrones character

at a music festival.

Am I supposed to be mad at you?

That's really fucking good, but I'm mad now.

It's hard to get mad at someone, though,

that hits the fucking nail on the head that hard.

My name is John Gab of House Coachella.

The first of his name, breaker of chains,

snorter of cocaine.

What's going on tonight?

Hell yeah.

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setupAll right, I know that I am a ridiculous looking human being.

setupI'm well aware, like between the hair,

setupthe beard and the bun, I know I look like probably

setupthe gayest garden gnome that any of you have ever

setuplaid eyes on, like that or the toughest bouncer

punchlineat a Trader Joe's, like I have a very specific niche