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2019-10-24

Caroline Smith

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Watch Caroline Smith's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.67 tag density

- Hi guys, hi, how are we?

We doing good?

Awesome.

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I'm currently in high school, that's a thing.

And I don't have a ton of friends

where I currently go to school,

so I always eat my lunch in the special ed classrooms.

Before you get all sad, it's fine.

None of them can talk, so they don't annoy me.

And it's really peaceful, but.

There's this guy in the special ed classes

and he has Down Syndrome.

And I found out recently that he had been going

through my bags without asking me.

And at first I didn't really mind,

'cause I was like, oh, maybe he's just looking

for like the missing chromosome or something.

But then I found out he had been jacking off

all over my school supplies.

Uh, yeah, and I was like, "Whoa, dude, you can't do that.

Uh, you're a teacher.

That's super inappropriate."

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setupI'm currently in high school, that's a thing.

setupAnd I don't have a ton of friends

setupwhere I currently go to school,

setupso I always eat my lunch in the special ed classrooms.

setupBefore you get all sad, it's fine.

punchlineNone of them can talk, so they don't annoy me.

tagAnd it's really peaceful, but.