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2019-10-24

Arturo Pirello

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Watch Arturo Pirello's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.17 punch density·0.50 tag density

Hey, how's it going?

Let's give it up for Frank Gordon!

Wow.

Okay.

All right.

So, hey.

[Bit 1]

Who's, uh--who's shit themselves

I was at Carl's Junior before.

Oh no, me neither.

All right, look, okay, maybe.

I was at a three-shop with my mom and my grandma

and I had to go.

So I told my mom, "Hey mom, I gotta go."

She was like, "Okay, give it a second.

We'll leave in a minute."

Cut to an hour later, we're still here.

And I tell her, like, oh, I realized at this moment,

oh, this woman doesn't love me.

Like, oh, I got to do this on my own.

[Bit 2]

So I leave the thrift store, and I look around--

Never mind.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupWho's, uh--who's shit themselves

setupI was at Carl's Junior before.

setupOh no, me neither.

setupAll right, look, okay, maybe.

setupI was at a three-shop with my mom and my grandma

setupand I had to go.

setupSo I told my mom, "Hey mom, I gotta go."

setupShe was like, "Okay, give it a second.

setupWe'll leave in a minute."

setupCut to an hour later, we're still here.

setupAnd I tell her, like, oh, I realized at this moment,

punchlineoh, this woman doesn't love me.

tagLike, oh, I got to do this on my own.