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2019-10-24

Jay Yoder

Bucket PullMan

Watch Jay Yoder's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Hello, hello.

[Bit 1]

I don't know if you could tell, but through my shirt,

I have a pair of Mamboops.

And they're about a B cup, I'd say.

It's interesting because I date girls with small boobs,

because I like to be dominant in the relationship.

Funny thing was a couple of days ago,

I was having sex with my girlfriend

and she started to crest my man boobs.

And she liked it and I thought I turned her into a lesbian

and I was very confused.

Then we started anal play for the first time.

She stuck a finger up my butt.

And I came really quick, really quick, surprisingly quick.

Not like that's anything different,

But my friends say I'm probably into men.

I like to think I'm into women with long fingers.

We'll see.

Love you, honey.

[Bit 2]

But it all started when I was a kid.

My family had-- they're poor, but they had the illegal cable

box, the black box.

So I watched all the freaky porn.

10 years old.

Didn't know it was normal.

Didn't know it was fetish.

Didn't know it was wild.

It was just all at me at once.

Went to the bathroom with a rocket.

Stuck it up my butt.

It was a model rocket.

And it's good to experiment because you realize what

into a knot and I don't want to be an astronaut.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't know if you could tell, but through my shirt,

setupI have a pair of Mamboops.

setupAnd they're about a B cup, I'd say.

setupIt's interesting because I date girls with small boobs,

punchlinebecause I like to be dominant in the relationship.