Bill Ross

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Watch Bill Ross's Kill Tony episode 156 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Pretty well known that women on average make less than men.

I wonder how many transgenders transitioning from male

to female will stop because they don't want to take the pay cut.

[Bit 2]

Feel sorry for gay homeless people,

because they don't have a closet to come out of.

[Bit 3]

Got kicked out of a strip bar for giving the girls

counterfeit dollar bills.

Told them what's the big deal?

The tits are fake.

[Bit 4]

Some friends of mine just found out

they're having an unplanned pregnancy,

so now they're out shopping for dumpsters.

[Bit 5]

A while ago, I got into debt real heavily,

had to borrow some money, and I saw this ad.

Probably seen it said, bad credit, no credit, no problem.

Well three months later apparently there was a problem.

They seemed really surprised I couldn't pay.

I'm like, you knew my history.

Like what the hell were you thinking, loaning me money?

Then thankfully I got a letter from them the other day

that said final notice, so I'm just glad that's over.

If someone in Texas sent a message to someone in Mexico,

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setupPretty well known that women on average make less than men.

setupI wonder how many transgenders transitioning from male

punchlineto female will stop because they don't want to take the pay cut.