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KT #733 - ROB SCHNEIDER + DONNELL RAWLINGS

2025-09-02

Brandon LaCaruba

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Watch Brandon LaCaruba's Kill Tony episode 733 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

What's going on, everybody?

[Bit 1]

I got cut off by a Waymo the other day.

And I didn't know what slur to say at it.

It was confusing.

It was empty.

But then it occurred to me that the whole time I've

known about Waymos, they've always had slur energy.

I go, "This fucking Waymo."

I was like, "What type of people is Waymo?"

And it kind of made sense.

It's very fat people.

'Cause they weigh more than you.

[Bit 2]

I lost about 60 pounds doing the keto diet,

which you guys are in Austin,

you know what the keto diet is.

It's high fat, low carb, two adderall a day.

And you lose a lot of weight.

I'm just saying.

It's like having a bacon egg in speed in the morning.

You know what I mean?

[Bit 3]

Worst part about being formerly very fat

is the stretch marks don't go away,

despite this one demographic

that's constantly, like, trying to weigh in.

You know, formerly pregnant ladies.

We like to call them moms.

No, they're always like, "Bandon, cocoa butter

makes the stretch marks go away,

and I've eaten so much cocoa butter,

and they're still there."

I'm done. Thank you.

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setupI got cut off by a Waymo the other day.

punchlineAnd I didn't know what slur to say at it.

tagIt was confusing.

tagIt was empty.