James Kerrigan

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Watch James Kerrigan's Kill Tony episode 733 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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I went out with this girl a couple times and then the other day she sent me a text that

started with the phrase "after some reflection."

I didn't read the rest of the text.

I didn't read because nothing good ever happens when a woman texts you after some reflection.

after some reflection I think we should try anal.

That has never happened in the history of women or anal.

It's always after some reflection I realize we're two different trees

going in two different directions and you're poor.

Now if a man sends you a text that starts with the phrase "after some reflection"

it's a picture of his penis.

Followed up by Wees and Tri-Anal.

Big dick, Rick.

Big dick, dick pic crowd in here, no?

I've never been dick, I've never been big on dick.

I'm drunk, sorry.

I've never been big on dick pics myself.

All right, that came out wrong.

All right, thank you guys so much.

My name is James.

James Kerrigan.

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setupI went out with this girl a couple times and then the other day she sent me a text that

setupstarted with the phrase "after some reflection."

punchlineI didn't read the rest of the text.