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KT #733 - ROB SCHNEIDER + DONNELL RAWLINGS

2025-09-02

Tom Anderson

Bucket Pull

Watch Tom Anderson's Kill Tony episode 733 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density

Oh yeah, mothership.

[Bit 1]

So I'm going through a bit of a transformation.

I'm getting fatter slowly.

And there's nothing I can really do about it to stop it.

So I'm leaving it to my government.

I'm going to put it in the hands of RFK Jr., our Secretary

of Health, to stop me.

And I don't know what it is about him.

I really trust him.

He's got a lot of battle scars health-wise.

He's got that voice.

And he had a brain worm, which is--

I think that's a disease that kills wizards.

I don't really know how you get through that.

I'm so curious how that doctor's visit sounded, you know?

He's like, "Doctor, my fucking head hurts."

And then he's looking at the chart, he's like,

"Oh, well, it appears you've got bugs in your mind.

We need to get those out."

So I can only really think of one solution, Mr. F. Kennedy.

- F. Kennedy.

We're gonna have to blow your head off.

A little too close to home, I know.

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setupSo I'm going through a bit of a transformation.

setupI'm getting fatter slowly.

setupAnd there's nothing I can really do about it to stop it.

setupSo I'm leaving it to my government.

setupI'm going to put it in the hands of RFK Jr., our Secretary

setupof Health, to stop me.

setupAnd I don't know what it is about him.

setupI really trust him.

setupHe's got a lot of battle scars health-wise.

setupHe's got that voice.

setupAnd he had a brain worm, which is--

punchlineI think that's a disease that kills wizards.

tagI don't really know how you get through that.