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2021-01-19

John Rice

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Watch John Rice's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So first things first, I am gay.

You know, we can't tell.

I'm not coming out.

Settle down, mom.

But you know, we can't tell us I do some shit like this or let you know first.

The reason being is because of the way I identify, which is incog homo.

I'm flying under your gator.

[Bit 2]

And that's gonna come in handy if I ever

want to go to Mississippi or somewhere.

I fucking can.

Yeah, they roll up just, er, where's the faggots?

I'm just like, I don't know.

Let's go get them.

Of course, that ruse falls apart as soon

as they see me get into my Prius.

Or use the word ruse.

[Bit 3]

If you can't tell by the fact I own a Prius and this hat,

I am an Uber driver.

[Bit 4]

And sometimes I'll get dude bros in my car,

and you guys know who I'm talking about.

Hey dude, sup bro.

Smells like Axe Body Spray, probably named Chad.

He'll get in my car and be like, hey man,

wanna hear about me and my girlfriend last night?

No.

He never stops and it's always something gross like,

oh but she's a squirter.

Oh.

If you like that, just be gay, we're all that.

Thanks a lot.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupSo first things first, I am gay.

setupYou know, we can't tell.

setupI'm not coming out.

setupSettle down, mom.

setupBut you know, we can't tell us I do some shit like this or let you know first.

punchlineThe reason being is because of the way I identify, which is incog homo.

tagI'm flying under your gator.