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2021-01-19

Brittany Ledesma

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Watch Brittany Ledesma's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 8 bits, 8 joke beats, 0.77 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·8.00 bits/set·8.00 beats/set·0.77 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·8 bits·8 beats·0.77 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I've been compared a lot to a classic car recently.

I'm beautiful on the outside,

but on the inside I'm so broken,

and no amount of money you pour in me will fix me.

And old men like to ride me to feel alive.

[Bit 2]

I only know that because I've been dating vintage.

It's a nice way to say I'm fucking old guys.

Right, I need to get my check.

[Bit 3]

But I don't mean like one or two years older.

It's like bordering on antiques.

[Bit 4]

They remember the start of the Korean War,

but not their own name.

You know?

[Bit 5]

I don't have to worry about getting STDs, just shingles.

[Bit 6]

You know, that's about the only issue,

but I also just don't know what to call a guy in bed.

He's older than my father, daddy's out of the question.

[Bit 7]

So I called a guy uncle.

And he was like, you look nothing like my niece.

But I could be into that.

[Bit 8]

Turns out also calling a guy uncle in Texas

is also too real.

That's all I got.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setup- I've been compared a lot to a classic car recently.

setupI'm beautiful on the outside,

setupbut on the inside I'm so broken,

punchlineand no amount of money you pour in me will fix me.

tagAnd old men like to ride me to feel alive.