Chris Reese

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Watch Chris Reese's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.89 punch density, 0.14 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.62 punch density·0.20 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·7 beats·0.89 punch density·0.14 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So when I was eight years old,

a 13 year old boy took me into the woods

and forced me to jerk him off.

Not my favorite day.

Not my worst either to be honest.

I cried more when my mom said I can only get one candy bar at the grocery store.

Like I had to choose between a Twix and a KitKat? You sadistic bitch.

[Bit 2]

If you're going to feel bad for anybody, feel bad for the 13-year-old.

His first hand job was from a sad 8-year-old covered in snot and tears.

[Bit 3]

I didn't know anything about making a penis feel good.

I pretended it was a Power Ranger toy for 8 minutes.

[Bit 4]

It's more often time-- what the fuck, Kyle?

You shot hot glue all over my face, you dick.

[Bit 5]

You know how embarrassing it is having to clean yourself off

with leaves before you go home for supper?

[Bit 6]

If I had a time machine, I would go back to that exact moment

and give that 13-year-old a hand job he deserves.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So when I was eight years old,

setupa 13 year old boy took me into the woods

setupand forced me to jerk him off.

setupNot my favorite day.

punchlineNot my worst either to be honest.