Christina Michelle

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Watch Christina Michelle's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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Given the events in Washington DC with everything that's gone on, I'm from Washington DC, Maryland,

and I used to be an intern for the United States Senate.

Instead of taking down Congress with like Viking hats and shitting on their mail and

stuff. I'll share a story. So I was in the bathroom once near a senate, like there's

a chef that came in from like a senate dining room and she walked into the bathroom and

against girl code, because there's girl code in bathrooms, she took a steaming hot shit,

just dropped her load. It's like she had IVF in her anus and she was doing plop tuplets

in the toilet, you know?

And then I was, like, kind of disgusted

and, like, flabbergasted.

And she got up,

and she left without washing her hands.

And she served Senator Spaghetti

right before they went to the floor to vote.

And that is how you fuck over Congress,

one dirty shit at a time.

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setupGiven the events in Washington DC with everything that's gone on, I'm from Washington DC, Maryland,

setupand I used to be an intern for the United States Senate.

setupInstead of taking down Congress with like Viking hats and shitting on their mail and

setupstuff. I'll share a story. So I was in the bathroom once near a senate, like there's

setupa chef that came in from like a senate dining room and she walked into the bathroom and

setupagainst girl code, because there's girl code in bathrooms, she took a steaming hot shit,

punchlinejust dropped her load. It's like she had IVF in her anus and she was doing plop tuplets

tagin the toilet, you know?