Edward Jones

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Watch Edward Jones's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.00 tag density

All right, hallelujah.

[Bit 1]

I'm Edward Jones, the guy who's trying to be Jack of our

trades.

I'm kind of nervous in front of a lot of people.

I'm like that girl.

I'm like that guy that scrolled off Madagascar, just

trying to find his way, you know, that new movie about

that little dinosaur that was always looking for somebody to help him.

And I guess I'll tell you some jokes.

[Bit 2]

Well, what do you call two guys that never do their homework,

but always looking on someone else's paper, and they're always passing?

Guys that get by our special ed.

I know it doesn't look like a lot of people in this crowd

who've been a too special ed.

But I have--

[Bit 3]

I'm not the real Edward Jones.

I wish the real Edward Jones investor was my dad.

I heard he's smart, but I want to get something off my chest.

I was riding with this guy.

I was trying to go to school, but I guess he

wanted to go to school with me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI'm Edward Jones, the guy who's trying to be Jack of our

punchlinetrades.