[Bit 1]
If I could be any superhero in the world, I would be Batman.
Why? Because Batman's a billionaire.
First thing I do is I stop being Batman.
[Bit 2]
Yesterday my agent told me to stop calling in my agent.
He's like, I don't want to represent you, Frank.
I was like, you know what?
That's exactly what my manager told me.
[Bit 3]
Cry about isn't that great with the ladies.
About the age of 35, I'm picking up women left and right.
Because I'm an Uber driver.
I don't qualify for the good Uber.
You see, I drive a white Nissan versus a hatchback.
If you've never seen one, just imagine a smart car with an
You got no respect for that car either.
Yeah, Franklin getting the cat
Another good one. Yeah, I like your style Franklin now. You've been on the show before right? This is your first time
Yeah, I feel like I've seen you out there. Is that what the horse means somebody's first time
I'm trying to figure out what like when I said you guys know what the horse means like I was actually asking and didn't get
An answer I don't know what that horse sound effect means, but we'll figure it out at some point
We'll put the puzzle together
Funny though cuz like you're kind of like weird, but like when you do it
It's like a lot of guys have that style, but like the way you do it makes it your own which is
Which is good. You're funny. You have a lot of jokes like that
Yeah, how long you been doing stand-up?
All in LA, yeah, where you from
That's so Asian though, yeah
- Do you really drive for Uber?
Like, where do you get up around town?
I had a show, but you can't sell my own stuff.
- Have you ever slept with anyone you picked up on Uber?
- See, that's a good question.
I ask every Uber driver and almost 90% of them have.
Fuck yeah, you are in a Nissan Sentra.
Yeah, but those are the drunker girls
get picked up on UberX's and the ones in drugs and stuff.
Yeah, I've been trying to--
You're like shitty detective.
Well, the drunk ones get picked up by UberX,
so she probably got fucked.
He just jerks off in the corner.
Anybody get fucked again?
Franklin, how many girls have thrown up in the backseat of your car?
