Golly Croup

Bucket Pull

Watch Golly Croup's Kill Tony episode 106 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Hey guys, hi Chris, so nice to see me.

[Bit 2]

So, pretty sure you noticed my accent already.

I'm from Santa Clarita.

Yeah, I was born in Israel, actually.

I'm mixed with French, so I'm basically half Jewish,

half racist.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, I was just walking on Sunset before the show,

and I saw a flyer that said,

"Have you seen this dog, please call?"

So I called and said, "No."

I've never seen this dog.

[Bit 4]

My girlfriend asked me one day,

"Do you think this dress make me look fat?"

I said, "No, I think it's the cookies."

[Bit 5]

I was walking Hollywood one night

and a 10-years-old kid came up to me and said,

"Do you maybe please have some weed?"

I was shocked, so polite.

[Bit 6]

I have a memory for mattress, but it has so many bad memories.

So I sleep on the floor.

- Fuck yeah, powerful galley crew.

It's a great minute.

How's it going?

- Good, good, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchline- Hey guys, hi Chris, so nice to see me.