Jeremy Paul

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Watch Jeremy Paul's Kill Tony episode 106 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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Oh, sweet mercy.

[Bit 1]

I don't have any kids, and I don't want them,

because my bloodline is fucked.

My niece just went to prison because she held up

a cab with a Nintendo gun.

You know, little duck hunt?

She held up a cab five years in prison.

My cousin believes he's smarter than I am, which is fun,

because he just spent the last 17 to the last 18 years

in prison.

I say 17 to the last 18 because he was out for a year.

Now he did 15 for murder, got out,

then went back in a year later because he sold weed

to an undercover cop twice.

The same undercover cop twice.

He let him go the first time, came back,

So we told me, what I'm trying to say is this.

I'm glad everybody in my family is dying

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI don't have any kids, and I don't want them,

setupbecause my bloodline is fucked.

setupMy niece just went to prison because she held up

setupa cab with a Nintendo gun.

setupYou know, little duck hunt?

punchlineShe held up a cab five years in prison.