Connor Swigler

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Watch Connor Swigler's Kill Tony episode 421 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I've got big feet, so you know what that means, right?

I look like an asshole trying to put on skinny jeans.

Yeah.

I, uh...

[Bit 2]

Any parents in the audience?

Well, I got a little tip for you.

If your family goes to more than two boxes

of sandwich bags a month,

someone in your house is selling drugs.

[Bit 3]

I'm not gonna lie to you guys,

I'm not the sharpest knife in the sandbox.

I, uh...

I only learned how to spell the--

[Bit 4]

I only learned how to spell apparently because of the song.

I mean, motherfucker.

I learned how to spell respect

because of the Aretha Franklin song.

So now I'm just waiting for the next positive song

to come along to teach me how to spell apparently.

I'm a dum dum, I'll admit it.

Thank you, that's been my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setup- I've got big feet, so you know what that means, right?

punchlineI look like an asshole trying to put on skinny jeans.