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2019-12-20

Taylor Lanier

Bucket PullMan

Watch Taylor Lanier's Kill Tony episode 421 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density

- All right, well, I've never done this before,

[Bit 1]

but I hate going to like shopping malls and shit like that,

'cause like anytime there's like a code out, Adam,

whether there's like a missing child,

It's like there's a young girl age 10 to 12,

you can't locate her, there's always some guy like,

I found her, and he's pointing to me,

which is kind of awkward.

Sorry, I sound like a bitch,

but I'm trying to think of what else I can say.

[Bit 2]

I have a friend, she downloaded something on her phone,

she's looking at it really intently.

I was like, what are you looking at?

She's like, it's a shark tracker,

let you know where sharks are in the area.

I was like, are you doing research on that or what?

She's like, no, I'm just,

I like to know what those fuckers are at all times,

just in case.

Sorry, really nervous.

I can't think of anything else.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupbut I hate going to like shopping malls and shit like that,

setup'cause like anytime there's like a code out, Adam,

setupwhether there's like a missing child,

setupIt's like there's a young girl age 10 to 12,

setupyou can't locate her, there's always some guy like,

punchlineI found her, and he's pointing to me,

tagwhich is kind of awkward.