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2025-03-25

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Watch Jim Tally's Kill Tony episode 712 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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All right, how y'all doing tonight? Good?

Fuck yeah, give it up for my partner in crime there.

Ah, shit, let's see if this joke works, too.

All right, uh...

All right, here we go.

[Bit 1]

Oh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day,

crying, 'cause he found a video

of his girlfriend sucking a dick.

I know, man, the fucked-up part about it was,

"The dick was mine."

I know, man, hear me out.

Oh, here's where the shit got fucked up.

I had to then sit there

and listen to this motherfucker's critiques on my dick...

as if it wasn't mine.

The motherfucker was spazzing too.

He was like, "How the fuck she gonna cheat on me with that?

My dick way bigger than his."

I'm just looking like,

"I mean, nigga, it's not little, right?"

Like...

Like, "Maybe it's easier on our draw line or something,

my nigga. Why you big-shamin', nigga?"

Like, I was defending an unknown penis, essentially, right?

All right. Oh, shit. Well, that's it.

Guys, thank you, man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupOh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day,

setupcrying, 'cause he found a video

setupof his girlfriend sucking a dick.

setupI know, man, the fucked-up part about it was,

punchline"The dick was mine."