Will Owens

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Watch Will Owens's Kill Tony episode 712 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.90 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.90 punch density·1.25 tag density

I hope all y'all doing well.

[Bit 1]

I'm feeling great.

My wife and I just finished adopting an at-risk youth.

Yeah, we got a little crack baby at the crib and shit.

Every morning before work, I pick him up, take a deep breath,

get a little contact high, shit better than coffee, man.

[Bit 2]

I do have a question.

I'm gonna ask this side of the room,

'cause some of y'all look like y'all grew up in the system.

Um...

[Bit 3]

What's the return policy on an orphan?

Anybody know?

Is it 30 days? Do I still need the receipt?

At this point, I'll take store credit.

This little nigger got to go.

They told me he was refurbished good as new.

Hey, he came out that box broken.

All right.

Oh, before I get out of here, somebody please take a picture

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm feeling great.

setupMy wife and I just finished adopting an at-risk youth.

punchlineYeah, we got a little crack baby at the crib and shit.