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2024-08-27

Mr Heap

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Watch Mr Heap's Kill Tony episode 678 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Hello to the mothership.

It is good to be back and have landed here in front of you.

[Bit 1]

If you remember me from last time,

I didn't even know I could touch this fucking microphone.

That's how new I was at comedy.

Great to see you all again.

[Bit 2]

I actually have 60 seconds, you ready?

It's better than what I gave my wife the first time.

Two children took 30 seconds a piece.

So, I'm out there and I'm like,

"Holy shit, they called my name."

I've been signing up since February now.

Kill Tony literally changed my life, right?

[Bit 3]

So I gotta get to this real quick

and I'm not good at suicide 'cause here I am.

[Bit 4]

I've been writing since November.

I got three, three subject notebooks full of trying to write jokes.

And the only joke I've been able to write about is a joke of my life.

That's it.

You get it, right?

[Bit 5]

I'm a high school dropper, right?

I climb trees and I'm a captain.

To me, that's easy work.

Comedy is hard work, right?

Wow, all right.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupIf you remember me from last time,

punchlineI didn't even know I could touch this fucking microphone.

tagThat's how new I was at comedy.